Hmmm. Apparently homemaker didn't make the industry list in Blogger. I chose Human Resources as it seemed to about cover it. I'm a SAHM with two children ages 3 and 5 (bets on how frequently I update their ages?).
It's a very loud, obnoxious horn which did not make it into the stockings for a reason. It was unfortunately found this afternoon. It is now free to a good home. Or even a not so good one.