Things I learned last night

1. Rain drops on the roof are not a sound A likes.
2. A 19 month old is not a rational individual.
3. C has become a light sleeper.
4. Two children and a grownup do not fit in a crib turned toddler bed.
5. Two children and a grownup and a cat do not fit in a twin bed.
6. A cat is not a rational individual.
7. 4am is not an hour at which I function well.
8. 4am is too early to be up.
9. The Wiggles do indeed make a night night CD.
10. The Wiggles night night CD may be my last shot at sanity in this century.
11. I was willing to pay an astronomical shipping fee to ensure that the Wiggles night night CD arrives in my home as quickly as possible.
12. A is going to be a very difficult teenager if she continues down the path she is following.