Overheard at Bedtime

C: "Do I have two daddies?"

Mommy: "Uh, no. You just have one."

C: "Oh. I guess I'm not lucky then."

Mommy: "Why?"

C: "Well, Jesus had two daddies, and you have two daddies, but I only have one. And two is better than one. But then again I have the best daddy in the whole world, right?"

Mommy: "You do indeed."

C: "So I guess I am the luckiest boy in the world after all. But if I had two daddies I would be even luckier..."