Don't ya wish you knew???

Wikipeda should totally cite who actually wrote the article on any particular subject. While surfing to fill in info that IMDB couldn't, I decided to see what Wikipedia had to say about my high school. And based on the random alum mentioned under "Notable Alums," and the fact that I KNOW this alum, and his claim to fame is not particularly worthy of mention under "Notable Alums," I am somewhat suspect as to the authorship of this particular entry.

I'm tempted to add myself to the list of notable alums. "Chichimama, fabulous mother and wife. Queen of the Laundry Room." Do you think that would be too obvious???