Overheard in the hallway

A: "I want a monkey back ride!"

Chichimama: "You mean a piggy back ride?"

A: "No, a MONKEY back ride."

Chichimama: "A, it is called a piggy back ride."

C: (rolling eyes) "Mom, she CALLS it a MONKEY back ride because she hang on your back like a MONKEY, not a pig. WHY on EARTH did ANYONE decide to call it a piggy back ride? I JUST don't understand."

A: "Yeah. What C said."