Overheard at Dinner

C: "I have NO idea what my Monday Morning News is going to be next week. I JUST can't decide. I mean, we went to Nana's, I pet a baby lamb, I drove the tractor, I swung on the tire swing, I went to the Discovery Museum, I saw my friend Julia from London, I ate two bites of brisket at the seder, and I got a new old guitar. And it is only Wednesday! I wish it were vacation week ALL the time!"