Hmmm. Apparently homemaker didn't make the industry list in Blogger. I chose Human Resources as it seemed to about cover it. I'm a SAHM with two children ages 3 and 5 (bets on how frequently I update their ages?).
A: (muttering under her breath after a sibling battle over TtFTE) "When I am da mommy, I am going to give you time outs C. Yes I am. Long, long time outs. I can't wait to be da mommy and give you time outs."