A house showing of disastrous proportions

Strange voice: "Uh, there seems to be someone in the shower?"

"EHHHHHH!"

There is a big DO NO SHOW BETWEEN 1 and 3 pm on the listing sheet. And a big CALL OWNER BEFORE SHOWING. I even had the phone in the bathroom in case someone didn't read the first part. It never occurred to be that someone wouldn't read both parts.

I may never be able to shower again. Except maybe at midnight.