Failed

C failed his first school test, the eye exam, Yes, the child of two people who can't see squat without their glasses, and whose aunts, and grandparents, and great-grandparents, all wear glasses, is apparently as blind as a bat. Or else he was just in a really uncooperative mood when they did the eye exam at school. Given the genes, however, we're going with blind as a bat.

Now the parental guilt can kick in about not taking him to the eye doctor's earlier....