Overheard from the bedroom

C: "MOM!!!! I heard a funny noise! Twice!!!!"

Chichimama: "What did it sound like?"

C: "A pterodactyl!"

Chichimama: "Huh. Are the dinosaurs still living?"

C: "Well, no..."

Chichimama: "Then I bet it was just a bird in the tree outside your window."

C: "THAT is a BORING explanation!"

Chichimama: "So sorry, but it is STILL bedtime."

C: "Humph."