Overheard from the Couch

Chichimama: "I'm cold!"

M: "You're kidding me, right?"

Chichimama: "No! I'm cold! Look! I'm shivering under the blanket."

M checks the cool indoor/outdoor weather station I got for Christmas.

M: "It is warmer in here than it has been all winter long."

Chichimama: "Really? How warm is it?"

M: "70."

Chichimama: "Huh. Well, I'm DRESSED like it is 80."

M: "That might be your problem right there..."