Overheard at Bedtime

C: (staring up at the kitchen ceiling instead of lying in bed) "Look! There is a hole in the ceiling."

Mommy: "M! There is a hole in the ceiling!"

M: "Look at that. There is a hole in the ceiling. Not good. How did that happen?"

Mommy: "C was jumping in his room today."

M: "We need to get out of this house."