Evidence

Apparently, the fact that my weight fluctuates based on my stress level is not only apparent to me and my fat and skinny jeans. After perusing the family photo albums, C did the following portraits of me.


Apparently, the top photo is a rendition of me now, the bottom one is a picture of me before A was born. Guess it's time to lose the baby weight, huh? Or, I could just keep eating these to die for ice cream bonbons from Trader Joes. Diet, bonbons. Diet, bonbons. Hmmm...

Oh, and my hair is not, and never has been curly. But apparently C likes women with curly hair so he took artistic license.