Tree-Hugging Liberal

At the drugstore the other day I caved and bought the kids dolphin shaped water guns, called "Water Squirts."

C: "Water guns! Cool!"

Mommy :" No, no, they are not water guns, they are water squirts."

C: "Well, you can call them that if you want I suppose, but really, they are water guns mom."

They ARE. NOT. Water guns. They are WATER SQUIRTS.

I knew I should have stuck with the squirt bottles.