A language quagmire
As I was knotting strings so C could do a lacing pattern:
Mommy: "There! Go knot happy!"
C: "Are you unhappy mommy?"
Mommy: "No, I'm rather chipper today. Why?"
C: "Well, you said 'Go not happy' and that doesn't make any sense."
Mommy: "Oh, I meant knot as in tying knots, not not as in no..."
C: "Huh?"
Mommy: "Knot as is k-n-o-t not n-o-t...oh, damn the English language."
C: "Mommy, Mrs. K says damn isn't a nice word."
Mommy: "Grrr."
C: "I'm still a little confused about the k-n-o-t thing..."
Mommy: "Double grrr."