Amusing C-isms

C: "Why does A have to go to see Dr. S today?"

Mommy: "For a checkup. When you turn four you'll get a checkup too."

C: (with a crestfallen look): "Oh. But I really wanted cupcakes for my birthday."

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C: "I made up a new song, do you want to hear it?"

Mommy: "Sure!"

C: "It's called the burping song."

(To the tune of Old MacDonald) "Burp burp burp burp burp burp burp burp burp burp burp burp. What did you think?"

Mommy: "Uh, gross."

C: "Cool."

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C: "Why is it called Percy Runs Away? Trains roll, like cars. It should really be Percy rolls away..."