Fairy Tales Come to Life

Mommy: "C, why is there a Percy train under the futon mattress?"

C: "I had to find out if Nana was a true princess or not. I was going to use a pea, but I'm not allowed to take food out of the kitchen."

Mommy: "Uh....OK."

Apparently C's agenda for the impending arrival of my mother is a bit different than mine.